A few days ago I asked my friend Mike, someone that sure knows how to
Surf-A-Pig, if he'd be willing to offer a bit of advice in regards to sliding swine. Cause it ain't easy, you know? Big in the back, narrow in the nose, slow and steady. It takes a gentle touch. Some soft hands. I really wasn't sure what to expect. A diatribe about stop-and-go style? One hundred words about hot dogging? I certainly wasn't expecting a poem about pigs! "A quasi haiku of sorts." You never know what you're going to get with Gnar Gnar!
i, like pig.
taste good. smart. feels good.
keep the tail down, the nose stays up.
stinky. filthy.
dirty.
parasites.
loud, intelligent.
vicious. hungry.
curved.
tough. sexy.
scary.
survivor.
dominant.
big.
surf a pig.
- Mike Black
